Setting: my parent’s family room.
Cast: Daughter, Me, Bunny & Frog (the latter two sounding much like me).
Audience: Dad. Mom & wife are fussing over the baby.
Bunny: Where’s my nose?
Daughter: (points to Bunny’s nose) Here!
Bunny: Right! And where’s Frog’s nose?
Daughter: (points to Frog’s nose) Here!
Bunny: Right again! And where’s your nose?
Daughter: (points to her nose) Here!
Bunny: Wow! You’re so smart! So, who has the biggest nose?
Daughter: Daddy!